Mainstream Dreaming
Adult Film Star Johnny Cockram's Journey to Mainstream Stardom

Hey folks,

‘Sup?

Sorry i havent been around for a couple of days. My “Heat at Tower Mountain” audition didnt go that well. It caused for my cop to be “edgy” so, to make it more and more accurate, I flipped a table.

The problem with that, was that it had severely hot coffee, a TV monitor and small baby on it. Needless to say, the baby required medical attention for second degree burns and the tv monitor landed on the producer giving him a broken toe. They agreed not to sue me if i never audition for any of their parts again. According to one of the assistants, i stopped production for 3 days.

Awesome. If you’re going to do something, do it well.

To drown my sorrows, i jumped on board for 2 days of filming in a new adult movie: Lady GagGag’s Poke Her Face. Another Hungus O’Mungus production. Im sure you could imagine what was involved. Co stars were some newbies to the scene. Oddly this one had some sort of a plot to it.

Something about robots from outerspace that required sexual gratification from earth women that meet Lady GagGag and, well, you get the drift.

Ill still be trying out for new mainstream stuff but until then, the glittering lights of hollywood will have to wait while the underbelly of the valley pays the bills.

PS. im a 6 roper. Thats answering a fan question.

JC