Well hello there,
Big JCock here, bringing you awesome beyond all awesome.
Officially this is my first post on the blogosphere, but being the talented guy that i am, ive written several scripts for a few pornographic films ive been in. One even starred Hungus O’Mungus, thats right, the big daddy of all male stars.
But this is a blog about my future rise to stardom. Some would say im pretty damn confident that this could happen, thats true, but wouldnt you if you were me? Im buff, awesome and i fuck for a living. All the hallmarks of a great man, indeed.
While i have posted some of my greatest movie accomplishments, i will also put in any of my future prospects as well. Of course, theres some things i cant really talk about, due to confidentiality but everything else is fair game.
Currently, my new project is in the adult film sector, GangFisters 7. Its as badass as it sounds. Filming with me will be Sandra VanSexenberg from Amsterdam. Fantastic woman, barely speaks english. Shes got the moans down right, but every word she says is “YAAAH YAAAH” and it gets quite tedius.
The worst thing happened with her last week on another film (i wont mention the name) when she and i were in a kitchen doing our scene. The director stated that we could adlib as much as we felt would help our characters, so we decided to take some ‘liberties’ with what we did.
Well, she took it too far. As i was taking her on top of a table, she reached over at a bowl of fruit and grabbed a banana. I wasnt watching what she was doing as i was too involved with the scene and the camera. So she moved it behind me without my knowledge and thought that id like something between my buttcheeks. BANANAS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. I didnt sign up for a fetish movie!
That was the turning point when i decided to mainstream my acting ability. Looking foward to acting in action films, doing my own stunts. You name it, ill do it. Awesome.
In a couple of days, ill have an audition for an actual film. An action one, for sure. The movie title is going under the working title of “HEAT AT TOWER MOUNTAIN”. Its sure to be a big one. Im trying out for the Copy “Franklin Marsh” whos a wisecracking detective that runs about town with his sidekick “woody”, a talking parrott, at the base of TOWER MOUNTAIN. Something about a volcano eruption that gets all too technical for me, but i think id rock out as Franklin.
Anyway, i thought id drop in and sort it all out for you. Give you the lowdown and why im here. Im here for you, so get in on the ground floor with me and ill take you on a wild ride, wilder than Mr Toads wild ride.
Thats pretty wild.
JC
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